Sunday, December 19, 2004

 

Back from the Grave: The GOP Moderates?

Yesterday, we had the announcement of Christine the Fondler's "Here I stand. I can do no other" moment. Today, we have the Gropinator saying the same thing as Christine (albeit nur auf Deutsch): The Republican Party must turn to the left, and away from the wacko Fundie/Bircher fringe. Looks like what's left of the GOP moderates have realized that they have to get up off their keisters and fight the "moral values" crapola or they will be just as marginalized as the Democrats are nationally. Now, Rudy Giuliani would normally be expected to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with these folk, but a) he's never been one to stick his neck out unless there's a certain payoff at the end, and b) he's going to be a little too preoccupied trying to keep his good buddy Bernie Kerik, the Gambino bambino from taking him along as Bernie goes down for the count. Of course, the conservatives will fight back, if they aren't doing so already. And I don't know about the Fondler, but the Gropinator is not exactly a profile in courage. He'll be cowed back into the fold soon enough. Expect to see Arnold choose to refrain from saying to the American press what he says to the German news media. Either that, or expect sudden revelations of more sexual hanky-panky as more script girls and gaffers step forward. This will be happening just as the wingnuts find new things with with to attack Christine the Fondler -- or maybe they'll just dig up those pictures of her feeling up a black man in bondage.

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All right! My very first troll!

Keep it up! The more that trolls like you post, the less time you all have to bomb Planned Parenthood clinics or burn down housing developments for black people.
 
Reminds me:

Goodview, this is for you.
 
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