Know your opponent. This is how they responsed. With...
jokes like this
"Breaking!Poll: 90% would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.
The difference between VP Cheney and Teddy. At least Teddy has one confirmed kill.
Jesse Jackson claims it was racist, no black lawyers were shot.
PETA should be happy. At least he didn't beat a rare swimming attack bunny over the head with an oar like Jimma Carter.
Vince Foster couldn't be reached for comment.
40 posted on 02/13/2006 7:58:19 AM PST by Made in USA
I'm jealous. Texas gets a lawyer hunting season and the rest of the country doesn't!
20 posted on 02/13/2006 8:19:38 PM PST by Valin
With excuses like like this
"...This is a simple case of hunting rules by the lawyer not being implemented and Dick was totally innocent...."
41 posted on 02/13/2006 8:00:29 AM PST by Made in USA
"Most quail hunters around here shrug their shoulders and wonder what all the fuss about? Happens all the time, they'll tell you...."
11 posted on 02/14/2006 4:29:39 AM PST by Racehorse (Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.)
"...It's my guess the Vietnamese guy Kerry shot IN THE BACK and was on the receiving end of a heavy-duty rifle sure wished it hadn't happened, either...."
27 posted on 02/14/2006 4:46:11 AM PST by Maria S"
And with tender sentiments toward opponents like this
"....Frankly, it would be a riot if a MSM reporter was hit by birdshot.
10 posted on 02/14/2006 4:27:20 AM PST by Lumper20
"...If Cheney shot one of those idiots from the White House press gaggle, I'd still be smiling.
'Damn sir, that's one ugly bird. No wait...that's Helen Thomas.'
16 posted on 02/14/2006 4:31:24 AM PST by Callahan
...When the Clintons shoot *their* lawyer, he *stays* dead.
posted on 02/13/2006 5:18:11 PM PST by Made in USA"
For the record, Vince Foster committed suicide because he took these people (genetically-speaking, anyway) seriously.