Friday, June 09, 2006
A Classic, Reclassified
From dsduryea of Table Talk:
Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die-Rag 2006 Redux
Gimme an B!
B!
Gimme an U!
U!
Gimme an S!
S!
Gimme an H!
H!
What's that spell?
BUSH!
What's that spell?
BUSH!
What's that spell?
BUSH!
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Unca Dick needs your help again.
He's fucked things up in a terrible attack
Way down yonder in Iraq
So leave your jobs and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
The world is safer without Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on chickenhawks, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those al Qed
The only good Muslim is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
The world is safer without Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Huh!
Well, come on Halliburton, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Teheran
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
The world is safer without Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to desert sand.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first Bush-loving rube
To have your boy come home in a tube.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
The world is safer without Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
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