The NRA has its priorities straight

You can count on the NRA to have your interests at heart. With New Orleans partially destroyed, and faced with another blow from Rita, the NRA has filed suit against Mayor Ray Nagin, alleging that he attempted to confiscate weapons. You can't make this stuff up. In my own attempt to become the Great American Novelist, I've tried to, and haven't come up with anything as whacky as Bushmerica.