Shorter presidential speech (updated)

"Didn't like that stick in the eye? Here, have another." Palast: There was that tongue again. When the President lies he's got this weird nervous tick: He sticks the tip of his tongue out between his lips. Like a little boy who knows he's fibbing. Like a snake licking a rat. In his State of the Union tonight the President did his tongue thing 124 times -- my kids kept count. But it wasn't all rat-licking lies. Yes, it was.